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Welsh is a piss poor language
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on February 10, 2008
Peter Briffa reports the news that some Big Brother conrtestant called Imogen is getting a boob job, at the tender age of 26, because "I’m feeling the older I’m getting the more my breasts are becoming out of shape."However, watching the video that he posted, two things immediately struck me. First, young Imogen is a rather pretty lass: dark and fun.However, what really struck me was what a...
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Twisting words
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on February 14, 2008
Back in October we met a certain Julian Le Grand, who had some deeply unpleasant ideas.Among his suggestions are a proposal for a smoking permit, which smokers would have to produce when buying cigarettes, an "exercise hour" to be provided by all large companies for their employees and a ban on salt in processed food.What the... I mean... I... ach... gaaaarrrrr... what the fucking fuck-fuck? What...
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Public Sector Debt again
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on February 14, 2008
As the Libertarian Party move closer to publishing our first policy (it's a cracker—you'll love it), the size of the public sector debt is vexing us somewhat. We don't like public sector debt at all, and we'd really like to reduce it. But before we can work out how to do that, we need to know what the public sector debt actually is.How fortunate, then, that Burning Our Money is...
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What White People Like
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on February 18, 2008
Via the ever paternal and learned Snob, I am most amused at this internet handbook, What White People Like. This is my favourite entry so far...#62 Knowing what’s best for poor peopleWhite people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they...
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How to tell if your country is fucked...
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on May 13, 2008
... from The Nation of Shopkeepers, with assistance from Vindico.Simple. You look around to see if there are state agencies using draconian legislation to spy on and otherwise harass civilians, while introducing ever more authoritarian laws. You check to see if, despite large amounts of job losses, your EU masters are preparing to fuck over the city in an act of pure jealousy. Noticing increasing...
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Whither now (upon the vine)...?
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on May 23, 2008
Gordon Brown: "I am in control. I am in control! Shut up, shut up, shut up! I AM IN CONTROL!"It has taken ten of hours for me to stop laughing at NuLabour's absolute fucking kicking at the Crewe and Nantwich bye-election, when their turkey-necked toffee-nosed liar presided over a substantial swing to the Tories. Whilst I hold no candle for the blue-rosetted bunch of lying cunts, it has been...
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Yet more corruption
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on May 25, 2008
Iain Dale has picked up yet another abuse of taxpayers' cash by those absolute fuckers in Westminster.Imagine you are an MP and your spouse is also an MP. Imagine you get a life insurance policy worth a potential £430,000, which costs £867 per month. Each. Is your first thought...to get a direct debit from your own bank account like any normal personto bill the taxpayerAlan Keen and his...
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Smoking: the new paedophilia
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on May 27, 2008
... Cancer MP Wants To Kill YOUR Children.Any politician struggling for policy ideas is on a surefire winner with a crackdown on smokers. When the previous government all but promised the country that the ban on smoking in public places would cure death, the newspapers ate it up. Hell, every smoker I know believed it and repeated it with a straight face.Thus it is with the Scottish Government, who...
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Sometimes, I wish I was a debt collector
via The Devil's Kitchen by Devil's Kitchen on May 28, 2008
... to pay off loans to banks and wealthy donors recruited by Lord Levy, Tony Blair's former chief fundraiser, or become insolvent. A further £6.2m will have to be repaid by Christmas - making £13.65m in all. The sum amounts to two-thirds of the party's annual income from donations.The figures are a conservative estimate as they do not include interest that will also have to be paid. A L...
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