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Thick(headed) As Thieves
via Not Always Right | Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes by admin on May 29, 2008
Me: “Hi, how can I help you?”Customer: “I’m trying to install your program but it keeps quiting during the set up.”Me: “Are you getting any error messages?”Customer: “No, it just quits and I have to restart the installation.”Me: “At what point does it quit?”Customer: “Well, it’s on the screen where is says registration code. I hit cancel and then it quits.”Me: “In...
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Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on February 12, 2008
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
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Douglas Adams
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on May 13, 2008
"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
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Anais Nin
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on May 25, 2008
"We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are."
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Malcolm Forbes
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on May 28, 2008
"It's so much easier to suggest solutions when you don't know too much about the problem."
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Stephen Colbert
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on May 29, 2008
"There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good."
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Mark Twain
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on June 02, 2008
"Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest."
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Alice Kahn
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on June 17, 2008
"For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three."
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C. P. Snow
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on February 06, 2008
"When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion."
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Philip G. Hamerton
via Quotes of the Day by (author unknown) on February 13, 2008
"Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?"
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