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New Line, MGM Hope To Appease 'Hobbit' Fans By Throwing Big Bag Of Money At Guillermo Del Toro [Saving The Shire]
via Defamer by Mark on January 27, 2008
... the studio truly trusts when it's desperate for a blockbuster, were seriously considering Brett Ratner's pitch to do the back-to-back Hobbitses as "Lord of the Rings, but with, like, much more dwarves and shit blowing up. Chris Tucker's already really excited about stretching himself by playing Dildo Bagboy or whatever he's called." Del Toro doubles up for 'Hobbit' [THR]
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Sarah Silverman Is Fucking Matt Damon [Friday Morning Sing-a-long]
via Defamer by Mark on January 31, 2008
... the cuckolded host's longtime partner. We'll leave you to share in Kimmel's musical shame without further preamble; by the end of Silverman's impressively catchy confessional (note to striking WGA members: she says she wrote it in October!), you'll be more than ready to cast aside your guitar and get to the important work of fucking Matt Damon.Jimmy Kimmel Live [ABC.com]
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Brad Pitt's Exceedingly Complex Plot To Secure A Brand New Motorcycle Thwarted By Tom Cruise [Boys Do Cry]
via Defamer by Molly Friedman on February 05, 2008
We never pictured the normally calm-as-a-cuke Brad Pitt as the hissy-fit type, but TMZ is reporting that the actor "threw a tantrum" when he learned the first Ducati Desmosedici RR motorcyle (retail price: $72,500) had been snapped up by another A-Lister. Namely, longtime Ducati enthusiast Tom Cruise (who had been promised the bike by Ducati's North American chief). This news apparently...
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Never afraid to transparently play out his ... [Woody Allen]
via Defamer by Mark on February 06, 2008
... action his randy septuagenarian heart can handle: "'[The "steamy" lesbian sex scene] is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope [Cruz] and Scarlett [Johansson] go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.' The women later have a threesome with Javier Bardem (below), who plays Cruz's husba...
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LA Weekly infiltrates the dark underworld ... [Bacon Wrapped Hotdogs]
via Defamer by Seth on February 07, 2008
LA Weekly infiltrates the dark underworld of the illegal bacon-wrapped-hot dog trade, and the results are nothing less than shocking, with even members of the city's Drunken Snack Vice Squad admitting they are virtually powerless against this potent street dog's addictive properties: '"They're tasty,' says Andy Smith of the LAPD's downtown Central Division." [LA Weekly]
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When Huge Breasts Happen To Good Singers [Back Pain]
via Defamer by Seth on February 10, 2008
National treasure Dolly Parton, who only recently acted as unwitting guardian angel to a seemingly hopeless American Idol contestant, has postponed her upcoming tour for back trouble caused by years of supporting her trademark rack. It's perhaps a slightly risqué topic for a family wire service like Reuters, but we think their headline tackles the material with just the right amount of tact....
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Unable To Tack A Happy Ending Onto Genocide In Darfur, Steven Spielberg Abandons Beijing Olympics [Creative Differences]
via Defamer by Seth on February 11, 2008
Steven Spielberg has long been attached to the 2008 summer games in Beijing, his wizardry over childlike wonder™ secured by organizers for their opening ceremonies. The decision greatly angered Mia Farrow, who blamed the Sudanese-backing Chinese government of helping to fund the Darfur genocide; in a now-famous WSJ op-ed from last March, she likened the Schindler's List director to Nazi...
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Is it possible to feel bad for a Hilton? ... [Barron Hilton]
via Defamer by Mark Graham on February 12, 2008
Is it possible to feel bad for a Hilton? Prior to this afternoon, the answer to that question would've been a resounding no. However, the way that Rick and Kathy Hilton are hanging poor little Barron out to dry is making us reconsider. In case you haven't heard, the Hilton parents are refusing to bail him out of jail under the auspices of Tough Love. This strikes us as being rankly...
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Exclusive Interview: Casey Wilson, Newest 'SNL' Cast Member [Saturday Night Live]
via Defamer by Mark Graham on February 21, 2008
This weekend's episode of Saturday Night Live will not only be its first since the WGA Strike shut down production of the show back in November, but it also marks the debut of the show's newest cast member, Casey Wilson. If that name sounds familiar, that means you're probably a regular at LA's outpost of the Upright Citizen's Brigade. Wilson has been a regular on the comedy...
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